Split Personality

Can I help you?
Let me do that for you!
Oh, I don’t mind.
I’m always here for you.

Get away from me
What do you want?
Leave me alone!
I can’t stand you!

Thank you for thinking of me.
You can count on me!
No problem
You are so special

Did I ask you for anything?
Don’t talk to me!
Get it yourself
Won’t call you; Don’t call me

You are so thoughtful
There’s nobody like you!
I love you!

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